Joke: Man & Robbers

                                                                      Man And Robbers
        Once upon a time, there's a man in China. One night, while he and his wife was sleeping in bed, some robbers came to his house and trying to break in.
        The man wake up, he turned around hold his wife tight and put his P into his wife's V.
        His wife is very surprised, She asked him:"Robbers are at our door, other man will get up and chase the robbers away. Why are you funk me at this moment?"
        "Shii..."the man stopped his wife, he said:"Be quiet, don't make any noise. I am hiding our most valuable Jewel."


--摘自<古代笑话集>