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Read until the end ... you'll laugh.
This two-letter word in English has more meanings than any other two-letter word, and that word is ' .' It is listed in the dictionary as an [adv], [prep], [adj], [n] or [v].
It's easy to understand , meaning toward the sky or at the top of the list, but when we awaken in the morning, why do we wake ?
At a meeting, why does a topic come ? Why do we speak , and why are the officers for election and why is it to the secretary to write a report? We call our friends, brighten a room, polish the silver, warm the leftovers and clean the kitchen. We lock the house and fix the old car.
At other times, this little word has real special meaning. People stir trouble, line for tickets, work an appetite, and think excuses.
To be dressed is one thing but to be dressed is special. If you argue, you can kiss and make .
And this is confusing: A drain must be opened because it is stopped .
We open a store in the morning but we close it at night. We seem to be pretty mixed about !
To be knowledgeable about the proper uses of , look the word in the dictionary. In a desk-sized dictionary, it takes almost 1/4 of the page and can add to about thirty definitions.
If you are to it, you might try building a list of the many ways is used. It will take a lot of your time, but if you don't give , you may wind with a hundred or more.
When it threatens to rain, we say it is clouding . When the sun comes out, we say it is clearing . When it rains, it soaks the earth. When it does not rain for awhile, things dry . One could go on and on, but I'll wrap it , for now . . . my time is !
Oh . . . one more thing: What is the first thing you do in the morning and the last thing you do at night?
Did that one crack you ?
Don't screw . Send this on to everyone you look in your address book . . . or not . . . it's to you.
Now I'll shut !
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